Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #1)

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There are six things very wrong with my life:

1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.

2. It is on my nose

3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.

4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and
...more"There are six things very wrong with my life:

1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.

2. It is on my nose

3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.

4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic teachers.

5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.

6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive."

surely, these are not the exact things wrong with my life but sometimes i feel like georgia. My younger sister would definitely not pee in my room(she won't live to tell the story)  and i have certainly not gone to a party dresssed as a stuffed olive. Even so, truth be told, i have my demons-school and my sister definitely being part if them.
We all have our demons. If every teenagers troubles had a convention, the eath would fall because they would be too heavy.
No matter the demons the best part is to be able to get over it: georgia style or normal human style.

trite expressions a.k.a "thatmadenosensebutwestilluseit" expressions

Sometimes, people talk and i'm like "what in God's name are you talking about?" some of the things people  say make absolutely no sense at all but at the same time it makes total sense to them. some expressions are so ridiculously ludicrous it's unbelievable. the worst part is that the society continues to use them all the time.
  For example "all things being equal". how is that meant to make any sense at all? All things being equal to what? And in what way?
 Also, "blood is thinker than water". And so? What does that have to do with anything?
 "Drunk as a skunk" this expreesion raises just one question or more depend on you : " who was the loon that decided giving a skunk a drink was agood idea?" because if he didnt dream up that wanton idea then this expresion would not have seen the lightof day. plus i bet tthe end result wasn't pretty.
 One of my favorite is when a friend says something like "you know what i mean" No i do not know what you mean on the account that you are talking total rubbish.
Or when people say "things are always in the last place you look" of course they are in the last place you look. you definitely wont keep looking if you found it. That would just be awkward.
 Sometime my friends tell me i cant have my caKe and eat it. Cake is for eating why cant we eat it when we have it?
sometime we all just talk like loons but it's acceptable we all do and it brings beauty to our speech. that is the NAKED TRUTH. see i did it too..eh eh naked truth. right.